Ralphs Basting Brush and Pendulum Wheel

[rlortie]

So send me your address for verification. Send it to me, not via the forum private mail. rlortie[at]Q.com The address is firewalled to the hilt, if you filled it full of water I would drown.

Ralph

If I could say a few words... I would be a better public speaker.

[rlortie]

Ok so we crossed posts, did you get it or not?

Ralph

[LustInBlack]

Just sent you a mail right now!

[rlortie]

Replied with a new one and an update on the original!

[nicbordeaux]

All this public PM, it's worse than a dating site chat box.

[LustInBlack]

Ohhh nic feels alone .. :(

[murilo]

All this public PM, it's worse than a dating site chat box.

Yes, lust is right!
The pendulums bellow Nic's bed are now stopped...
8\

[rlortie]

Ah! Paraprosdokian finds and open door!

In his early days, he would bring a new woman to his bed each night. But it got to be too crowded, so he sent them all away. Everywhere he went he sought the woman of his dreams but since he never slept, he could never meet her; at one point, a different woman would steal his heart every week. After years of this, he finally had to send her away - she was just too different. He felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through. Eventually he was married, with one child. But that didn't work out, so he married an adult. If you are curious, her name was Agatha. If you're not, it was Diana.

It is well known that ancient Greek warriors would not have sex before going into battle - no matter how much they might fancy each other. One morning as he was going off to battle, bow slung across his back, his wife asked him, "Will you miss me?" He replied, "I might. But I have a lot of arrows, so I'll just keep trying."

He was crushed the day he discovered that his wife was in bed with another man, and he asked them kindly to get off of him.

[Michael]

"Because the sky is blue, it makes me cry..." The Beatles.

[murilo]

BTW, Mike, this is maybe the most impressive Beatles song!
Thanks for remember me!
Best!
M
PS: BTW, does it has to see with Nic's situation?

[nicbordeaux]

Murilo, since you are fretting about this, just lemme tell you that 10 years ago I signed up and paid in advance for 6 months of a dating site. Modern women are predators. Every night I had a date and they all turned up very determined. This went on for 6 months because I had paid in advance. It was a terrible experience. None of them showed any pity. And every evening I paid for the drinks. Sometimes the meal at the restaurant, but most of the time I was whisked away before. Mainly bipolar, generally 35, often as not 85-90 D. Redheads preferably.

Can we now get back on topic ?

[Michael]

Hi Murilo. No, I think Abbey Road is one of the best Beatles albums and I've been listening to it a lot lately. I was just throwing a Paraprosdokian towards Ralph.

[rlortie]

Nick,

I do not know if this thread will ever get back on topic. I believe that 'FunWithGravity2' (Dave) has had his say and moved on to his other thread. As for any more input from me, don't hold your breath. I have hands on research to do before saying anymore.

As for computer dating, I gave it a try. In a sense it was productive! While waiting for a prearranged computer date that didn't show, I met my wife now of 13 years.

She was exactly what I was looking for, small, petite and knew how to cook and trim rose bushes. She also has small feet which allow her to stand closer to the stove and sink. Although not her first marriage, I insisted that she wear white for the ceremony. After all; we all know that kitchen appliances come in white.

Ralph

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." —Dorothy Parker

[FunWithGravity2]

I would say the thread is done but we have yet to hear

1. how it relates to the buzzsaw from grimer

2, how noone accepts the avalanche drive, and an obligatory view of it from Murilo

3. And of course there has not been anywhere enough rambling about balls yet from Nic.

Just basting your balls Nic, :)

Sarcasm font used above.


Dave

[LustInBlack]

First rule of Avalanche Drive device, don't deny it works. Second rule of Avalanche Drive device, don't deny it works. Third rule of Avalanche Drive device, it works.